~~ 3 days before the big fight ~~
(buddies and blocked are having a picnic)
Buddies: "So who do you think is going to win?"
Blocked: "Hmm... if we don't practice, Over-cringe will beat us to death."
Buddies: "So let's practice!"
Meanwhile, on the other side of the park
(Overkill is looking up fighting tips)
"God dammit, these are all for video games!"
(excavator digs by)
Overkill: "WATCH WHO YOU'RE BEING NOISY AT!"
Excavator: "Geez, calm down--"
(overkill pulls out his glove)
(excavator runs away)
Overkill: "Hm. maybe I should ask Reddit instead of god forbid Google."
A few hours later, at the one-shot house...
(for clarity, I will put an @ before someone's name if it's a Reddit post)
Overkill: "Ugh. these people."
The Flex: "What's wrong?"
Overkill: "These assholes take nothing seriously."
Error: "jesus christ, why do you have such an attitude?"
Overkill: "Oh, never mind, someone replied with an answer!"
@ dream: "Get good, stupid."
Overkill: "... I think I'm gonna go to bed early today."
God's hand: "Okay then. you do you."
(overkill walks upstairs to his and The Flex's room)
(error notices Woah sitting on the couch)
Error: "What are you doing here?"
~~ 2 days before the big fight, at Jet's house ~~
(Jet and Track are playing Mario together, as friends do)
Jet: "Ever wonder why Overkill even challenged those two in the first place?"
Track: "Yeah, me too. seriously, he's obviously gonna win. infinite power, infinite speed... I even heard he's got a working auto-clicker."
Jet: "... ... ... a working what?"
Track: "Yes, he has a working auto-clicker. I have no idea how he got the auto-clicker past security."
Jet: "..."
Track: "Jet? ...you good?"
Jet: "We gotta spread the news."
Track: "Good idea."
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THE SLAP-LAND TIMES
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OVERKILL POSSIBLY USING AUTOCLICKER
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Written by Jet and Track
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(Track and Jet, working together with Squid and Slicer, sell the above newspapers to all of the slap-lands)
(the news spreads fast)
(OVERKILL, furious at Track, writes his and Jet's name in his list of certified assholes.)
OVERKILL: "Damnit, they're onto me."
(overkill glances out the window to see half the entire collection of gloves, all in a crowd, holding signs like "BAN OVERKILL")
OVERKILL: "Oh no, this is BAD."
(Tableflip bursts through the door)
Tableflip: "So you're using an auto clicker."
OVERKILL: "What? I would never! it's just spam clicking!"
Tableflip: "Are you sure about that?"
ULTRA INSTINCT: (wait. this adds up. maybe he isn't auto-clicking.)
Tableflip: "We have a couple of people who have exposed your tricks."
OVERKILL: "I know. Jet & Track. those two liars are ruining me."
Tableflip: "Okay then. we will be coming back to--"
(ULTRA INSTINCT jumps at Tableflip and combos him)
ULTRA INSTINCT: "Quick. overkill. run from them."
(OVERKILL runs up to Error's room and jumps out the window to escape the haters)
Error: "What the..."
(OVERKILL hides in an alleyway)
OVERKILL: "Geez. why are these people so gullible? Hehe... "gullible.""
"I'll let them "know". I'll let them "know" I'm NOT USING AN AUTO CLICKER!"
(OVERKILL SPENDS THE REST OF THE NIGHT IN THE ALLEYWAY)
~~ 1 day before the big fight ~~
(OVERKILL wakes up in his... wait, why is he in a white room?)
OVERKILL: "Ugh... my head... wait. why am I here?"
(in the room is a sign saying "Good luck. I've disabled your hacks." and a door leading to an obby full of clones)
OVERKILL: "Um... I guess I'll try the obby."
(the clones have the SHEILD glove)
OVERKILL: "Hm. if I ignore them, they'll slap me, yet if I slap them, they'll block it and slap me back..."
"you know what, I'll go on the offensive."
(OVERKILL, slapping really fast, manages to bypass the shields without hacks.)
OVERKILL: "Are those... security cameras?"
(OVERKILL makes it out, only to meet shield and replica, right there, in front of him.)
Replica: "Oh look, you made it through the legit labyrinth."
Sheild: "So I guess this means he's... not using an auto-clicker?"
Replica: "Yeah, we should probably put this in the newspaper."
(OVERKILL feels a spark of confidence turning into a fire)
That night, at the one-shot house
OVERKILL: "I just proved I'm not hacking!"
Error: "Okay, whoever you succeded in lying to has probably been hit by confusion in the last 5 hours."
Confusion: "Hey, don't be mean!"
The Flex: "Yeah, your lies are nothing against the 50-karat truth."
God's Hand: "No, I believe him."
Error: "Get out, you're not a one-shot."
God's Hand: "IF GOD (aka tenecell) SAYS I AM, THEN I AM!"
(OVERKILL is already up in his bed, reading a book on how to properly fight)
~~~~~ THE BIG FIGHT ~~~~~
(buddies, blocked, and OVERKILL meet up at the arena)
ANNOUNCER: "Alright, this is what you were pumped for, this is what you wanted most in your life: a 2v1!"
"on this side is buddies, a "fighter" who is... for some reason, obsessed with making friends, and BLOCKED, whom, despite popular belief, doesn't use Twitter!"
"And on the OTHER side is OVERKILL, a master of pure lava, albeit a short-tempered one."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's ON!"
(the gates open and the fight starts. overkill is immediately ambushed and can't fight back)
Buddies: "That's right! Get 'em!"
OVERKILL: "How"
"are"
"you"
"so"
"Harsh"
"you"
"GOD"
"DAMN"
"F_____S"
(the crowd goes silent)
Blocked: "Hang on. what did you just say?"
(ANNOUNCER jumps down and reveals himself as PSYCHO)
Psycho: "And it looks like Overkill said something we do NOT tolerate ANYWHERE. and what's this in his pocket?"
(psycho grabs something out of Overkill's pocket)
Psycho: "Well, if it isn't an auto clicker."
Sheild: "Wait, what? but he beat the legit labyrinth..."
Psycho: "This guy couldn't win even with hacks!"
OVERKILL: "oh no OH NO OH NO NO NO!!"
Blocked: "Well then... I guess we win."
Psycho: "That's right!"
(the crowd cheers for buddies & blocked)
~~~ after the big fight ~~~
???: I see what you tried to do.
???: you tried to pull a sneaky.
OVERKILL: "Where am I? Why is it so cold? and dark?"
???: allow me to introduce myself.
Ten: "The name's Tenecell. the creator of this world."
"There's a punishment for hacking, you know."
"Let's see..."
"Aha! Let's add a new weakness..."
"the cold."
"Now, cold gloves, like snow, will deactivate your hot touch."
OVERKILL: "Wait, what?"
Ten: "Yes. you will grow weaker in the cold."
OVERKILL: "...Well then. guess I gotta stay away from Shard."
Ten: "Yes."
(Ten pulls a lever and OVERKILL is dropped down into the lobby.)
MEANWHILE, AT THE COLD GLOVES' HOUSE...
Snow: "So... I guess overkill's gone."
Shard: "Yep. dead. straight into hell."
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@ ice
SINCE OVER-CRINGE IS GONE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?
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Replies
@ buddies: throw a party.
@ bob: no idea.
@ elude: maybe he isn't dead. maybe he ran away.
@ hitman: if so, then sign me up. I can kill him.
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